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SHRINK MICHAEL DEES Dean Martin SHRINK Ava, please send in my next patient. DEAN How you doing Doc? Sorry I’m late, I didn’t know what time it was I drank my watch! SHRINK How can I help you today? DEAN Too be honest Doc, I’m having illusions, I think I’m Dean Martin. SHRINK Dean Martin? DEAN Yea Doc, when I walked into your office, I bumped into Pat Boone on the way out. SHRINK Yea, he comes in here frequently. DEAN I said, Aren’t you Pat Boone? I introduced my self, shook his hand and my whole right side sobered up! SHRINK Do you live in the area? DEAN Thanks for asking, I bought a little house in Palm Springs right down the street from Dean’s house in “Little Tuscany.” SHRINK Very nice. DEAN I knew it was Dean’s street because there was a sign on the corner that said “crawl and don’t crawl !” The mayor is a wonderful guy, two day’s after I moved in he brought men Candy, not chocolates but the girl from the movie. SHRINK How nice of him. When did you start thinking you were Dean Martin? DEAN When I was younger “I used to stand on the corner, watching all the girls go by.” SHRINK What did your friends think? DEAN Well one of my best friends told me “You’re nobody till somebody loves You. ” SHRINK He was right. Your personal life, are you married? DEAN I sure am but I’m not a fanatic about it! SHRINK How did you meet your wife. DEAN Well Doc, I was on vacation in Italy, “On an evening in Roma” I notice her sitting at the bar alone. She was beautiful. SHRINK What were your first thought when you met her? DEAN “That’s Amore!” Well, she looked amazing, I thought “If our lips should meet Inamorata.” SHRINK You know You’re nobody till somebody loves you. DEAN You know Doc you took the words right out of my mind. SHRINK Did you propose to her? DEAN Yes I did. And we drove from Rome to southern Italy and got married in “Sorrento.” SHRINK Wonderful. What happened next? DEAN We decided to fly way up to the clouds, we wanted to be away from the maddening crowds. SHRINK So you left the confusion and all the disillusion behind. DEAN Doc you took the works right out my mouth. Doc I hope you can help me out. These dual personalities are driving me crazy. SHRINK I think I can help you. DEAN You know, when I walked into your office, “something in my heart keeps saying, my someplace is here.” Thanks Doc. SHRINK See you soon. Eva would you send in my next patient....Wow, I Larry! DEAN Hi Doc. SHRINK How can I help you? FOSTER Doc, I can’t believe this I think I’m Foster Brooks!